双语笑话|最好的奖赏

Best Reward

A naval^{1 officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.}

The best way, sir, said the deck hand, is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in.

最好的奖赏

一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问怎么样才能酬谢他。

最好的方法，长官，这名水手说，是别声张这事。假如别的人了解我救了你，他们会把我扔下去的。