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Do you want to hear what happened or not?
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It doesn't matter because I will never believe anything you say ever again.
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At least you can believe that.
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Occupied!
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Carlos, I have to go!
- Well, you're gonna have to wait.
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Why should I have to wait?
It's my porta-potty.
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What do you mean it's yours?
- I'm the one who stole it!
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Babe, I'm sorry. You're just gonna have to wait.
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Thank you very much, Bree.
Seeing your tile has helped me make my decision.
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Next time I remodel1 I'm using limestone2.
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Gabrielle, is everything OK?
- Sure, why?
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It's just that you've been acting3 kind of odd lately.
- In what way?
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You're coming up with excuses to use everyone's bathroom,
and 2 days ago Mr Kalli saw you and Carlos in your backyard,
doing the laundry in your jacuzzi.
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Well, there's a simple explanation for that. I --
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Are you two having some sort of money trouble?
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Gabby, it's OK if you are.
- Is that so?
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- Yes, and to tell you the truth, I'm a little insulted.
I'm a good friend.
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Why would you feel that you have to hide that from me?
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I don't know, probably for the same reason you didn't tell me
Rex was one of Maisy's clients.
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That is obviously different.
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Why? Because it happened to you?
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Bree, this is how I see it:
Good friends support each other after they've been humiliated4.
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Great friends pretend
nothing happened in the first place.
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Well, then -- good luck on your remodel.
- And please tell Rex I said hello.
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Hey Tammy.
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Lynnette!
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I see Topher has made a speedy recovery!
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Can we go playing?
- Sure, boys, have fun.
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Wow, let's go play in the buzz house!
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All right, you caught me. I lied.
But you have some nerve
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crushing a 6 year old's birthday party.
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Just so you know, I got Topher a set of bongo drums.
I know you'll love them as much as he will.
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Charlie, come on out!
I don't want you to play with the Scavo boys.
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Mona, please, I'm sure they're clean.
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You are not ruining my party.
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Porter, Prustin, out out, let's go.
- No, not quite yet.
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Boys, keep bouncing. That's right.
Oh, by the way, I spoke5 to nurse Abigail.
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I know who Patient Zero is.
- All right, that's it kids, get out. Go!
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How could you do that?
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Look, this party meant everything to Topher.
I couldn't risk people not showing up. He would be devastated6.
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I had to do something.
- And the best you could come up with was letting my kids take the fault?
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Hey, I hardly had to say anything.
People were already suspicious.
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Oh please.
- It's true. Your boys aren't the cleanest kids on the planet.
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That was not a smart thing to say.
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Where are you going?
- I'm telling the truth to every mother out there, then I'll take back the bongos.
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Wait! OK, I was wrong, I admit it.
I am really really sorry.
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Too little too late.
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OK, I'll tell everyone that I was wrong.
That your kids aren't the ones.
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Please, I'm begging you!
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Well, why are you standing7 there?
Get to it.
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Bree, hi! What's up?
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Well, I have been doing some thinking.
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Rex and I have been members of the Fairview country club for years,
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and lately it seems to have lost some exclusivity,
so I decided8
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not to renew our membership.
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I'd rather see the money go to someone I care about.
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Oh Bree, I can't take that.
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Gabby, this is the way I see it:
Good friends offer to help in a crisis.
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Great friends
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don't take no for an answer.
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We'll pay you back every cent, I promise.
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Take your time.
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Yes, everyone loves a scandal,
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no matter how big or small.
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After all, what could be more entertaining
than watching the downfall of the high and mighty9?
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What could be more amusing than the public exposure of hypocritical sinners?
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Yes, everyone loves a scandal,
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and if for some reason you're not enjoying the latest one,
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well --
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the next one is always around the corner.
