宗教笑话|Three pastors 三个牧师的故事

Three pastors¹

Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft^{2 and attic3 at church. Ive tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away.}

Another said, Yes, me too. Ive got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. Ive been had the place fumigated^{4, and they still wont go away.}

The third said, I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...havent seen one back since!

三个牧师的故事

三个南部的牧师在一家小饭店里吃午饭。其中的一个说道：你们知不知道，自从夏季到来，我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰，我用尽了所有方法----噪音、喷雾、猫----好像什么都不可以把它们赶走。

另外一位说：是啊，我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我过去请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍，它们还是赶不走。

第三个牧师说：我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼，让它们成为教会的一员......从此一只也没再回来过。