①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
日本旅馆：假如你想调节你房间的温度，请控制你自己。
②Please dont feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.
匈牙利动物园：请勿给动物喂食。假如你有食品，请喂给值班警卫。
③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
挪威夜店：女性们不要在夜店里生小孩。
④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.
瑞典皮货商店：为女性们制作的皮大衣，是用她们的皮制成的。
⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
香港牙科诊所：由最新的卫理公会教徒给你拔牙。
⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.
泰国的干洗店：在这里脱掉你的裤子，等待最好的结果。
⑦Specialist in women and other diseases.
意大利妇科诊所：大家是women和其他疾病的专家。
⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.
俄国公墓：欢迎访问这个公墓，很多著名的俄国艺术家天天埋在这里，但星期四不埋。
⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions.
丹麦机场：大家将拿走你的行李，送往四面八方。
⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here.
墨西哥旅馆：旅馆经理将亲自为你小便。
