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儿童笑话|Scary collection 62

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A witch joke
What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!
A witch joke
What do you get if you cross an owl1 with a witch?
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot2!
A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a minefield!
A witch joke
What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch?
One composes and the other decomposes3!
A witch joke
Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist4?
Because she thought everybody loved her!
A witch joke
What usually runs in witches' families?
Noses!


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