儿童笑话|Elephant jokes 10

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle^{1?
Because of all the cheetahs2!}

What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!

Teacher: Where would^{4 you find an elephant?
Pupil:You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose5!}

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as^{3 he can't hear you!}

Teacher:To which family does the elephant belong^{6?
Pupil:I don't know, nobody7 I know owns8 one!}

How do you spell elephant?
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t
That's not how the dictionary^{9 spells it
You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!}

Teacher: Name six wild^{10 animals
Pupil:Four elephants and two lions!}

What do you call an elephant that lies^{11 across12 the middle of a tennis court13?
Annette!}

Bill^{14: My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay15 on an elephant.?
Bert: Well, for a start your going16 to need a big ladder17.. Why do elephants do well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey18 matter!}