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When youre a kid, you dont realize youre also watching your mom and dad grow up.
你小的时候意识不到自己也在看着（年轻的）爸爸妈妈成长。
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It would be cool if after you died you could see the TOP 5 times you almost died.
假如死后可以看到自己一生中离死亡近期的五个场景，那多有意思啊。
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Stan Lees funeral is going to be a reverse cameo where all the superheroes appear in the background of his story.
斯坦李（注：漫威编剧、漫画家）的葬礼将会是一个反转过来的配角群戏，所有些超级英雄都会成为他的生活故事的背景。
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Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.
咖啡叫你有精神，但咖啡店的设计初衷是叫你去放松的；相反，酒精叫你迟钝无力，但夜店却是叫你去嗨玩的。
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The internet both almost killed off the postal1 service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery.
网络先是用邮件几乎埋葬了传统信件邮递服务，然后又用网上购物快递救活了邮寄公司。
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The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during Victorian times | its a whole parallel royal family but with spiders.
现在住在白金汉宫的蜘蛛可能是维多利亚年代就住在里面的蜘蛛的后代这简直就是和人类皇室平行进步的一个蜘蛛皇室。
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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.
放假前的那天晚上比第二纯真无邪正放假还要来得爽。
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The tallest person in the world has physically2 experienced being the exact height of every other person in the world at some point. Ahh, I remember when I was your height
世界上最高的人的身体历程去世界上所有人的身高。啊，我记得我跟你差不多高的时候
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Replying k in morse |.|, has the same passive aggressive tone.
用k（哦，嗯）的摩斯电码|.|来回复消息，能达到同样的冷漠挑衅成效。
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One k short of being offensive, one too many ks to be passive aggressive...
一个k还算不上冒犯，但太多kkkkk（行行行行行）就有冷漠挑衅的意味了。
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Its entirely3 possible that two random4 people on the internet have had a friendly conversation on one forum5 and later an aggressive hateful conversation on another forum, without ever knowing of their previous wholesome6 interaction.
极大概网络上两个陌生人在一个平台上友好聊天，但之后在另一个平台里就撕起来了，还可能完全不了解他两个之间有过友好交流。
