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英语美文:玩剪刀石头布的小情侣

来源:www.hr-hm.com 2023-06-21

To the couple that was playing Rock, Paper, Scissors in the subway

致那对在地铁上玩剪刀,石头,布的情侣

I am the guy in the white shirt that played the game against you.

我是那个跟你们一块打游戏的穿白色长袖衫的男性

You won!!

你们太厉害啦

I am on my way to the hospital

其实我正在去医院的路上

for the birth of my first child, my daughter.

筹备去迎接我的第一个小孩,我的女儿的出生

Thank you for the random game

谢谢你们的小游戏

that calmed my nerves,

这让我的神经镇定了下来

I can assure you

我向你们保证

you and your girlfriend

你和你的女朋友

will be part of the story of the day my daughter was born

会成为我的故事的一部分,这故事讲述的是,女儿出生那天发生的事

for as long as I can tell it!

我会把这个故事一直讲下去,直到讲不动了为止!

Thanks for the random fun and good vibes !

谢谢你们的小小娱乐,谢谢你们打造的轻松环境!

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