大学两人英语口语对话短文
Ann: Tell you a piece of good news.
对你说个好消息。
Lily: What?
什么?
Ann: I got two movie tickets for free.
我拿到两张不收费的电影票。
Lily: Really?
是不是真的?
Ann: Yes.Would you like to come with me?
嗯。要和我一块去看吗?
Lily: When?
什么时间?
Ann: This Saturday evening.Are you free that time?
这个星期六晚上。你那会儿有空吗?
Lily: Maybe.I'll try but I can't promise.
可能吧。我争取去，但不可以保证。
Ann: All right.I hope you can go with me.
好吧。我期望你能陪我去。
Lily: I'll try.
我尽可能吧。
大学两人英语口语对话短文
杨: How is your new boyfriend?
你的新男朋友如何?
丽: Well, he is ok, just sometimes I think he is too careful.
嗯，他很好，只不过有的时候我感觉他太认真了。
杨: Do you have some details? Normally careful is a good point.
能否说具体点呢?一般来讲认真是优点。
丽: He calculates everything during our dating, taxi, drinks and even tips.
大家约会时他计算每一分钱， 出租车，饮料甚至小费。
杨: It’s ok, why not?
这很好啊，为何不呢?
丽: I just doubt maybe he records each bill he pays for me or for us. I think it is God's truth that man pay for woman during dating.
我只不过怀疑他会记录每一笔为我或大家一块花掉的钱。我觉得约会时男性为女性烧钱是天经地义的。
杨: Actually it‘s not. If you want to keep a long relationship with him, then you must find a proper way to deal with money issues.
事实并非如此。假如你想跟他维持长久的关系，那样你就需要找到适合的办法来处置钱的问题。
丽: Then what shall I do?
那样我如何办呢?
杨: I think you shall set up a joint account and get a budget, then put money together.
我觉得你们应该打造一个一同帐户，预算一下，然后一同存点钱。
丽: Well, I will try, but after marriage I will take care of all his money. His is ours and mine is mine.
恩，我会尝试一下，但结结婚以后我会掌管他所有些钱，他的就是大家的，我的还是我的。
大学两人英语口语对话短文
Felian: I will not have supper! I wanna be slim.
今天晚饭不吃了，我想再瘦点。
Mr Xu: You are so thin that no need to be more slim. Aren’t you afraid that you will hold the wall when farting?
你都瘦成那样了，还减什么啊!你不怕放*扶着强啊?
Felian: What’s meaning of “hold the wall when farting”?
什么叫放*扶着墙?
Mr Xu: It means that a person is too thin to have force when farting, so she must hold the wall.Otherwise she will fall in a faint.
就是人太瘦了，连放*的力气都没力气了，所以就得扶着墙，要不该晕了。
Felian: Haw-haw!That will be very funny, if it’s really true!
哈哈!要真是如此，当时的状况岂不是非常搞笑。
Mr Xu: Just thin like you!You have to hold the wall if you eat noting only for three days.
像你如此的，三天不吃饭就得扶墙了!
Felian: Don't mention three days.I will see stars just for skipping one regular meal and I will hold the wall when farting!
不要说三天了，我一顿不吃就眼冒金星，放*扶着墙了。
Tony: This is similar to the rocket launch theory that you will be launched out because of your light weight when farting!
这个也符合了火箭发射的原理。一放*，由于太瘦了，人就发射出去了!
Felian: This theory which is due to a fart is just like a theory which is due to an apple.
这是一个*引发的理论，就像一个苹果引发的理论一样。
