Kentucky:
The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice2, so he decided3 to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off? The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, Everything but my earrings4.
You gotta love those Kentucky women.
Louisiana:
A senior at Louisiana State was overheard saying... When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana. When asked why, he replied hed rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized5 world.
Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy6, Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup7 truck from the parking lot! Bubba replied, Did you see who it was? The young man answered, I couldnt tell, but I got the license8 number.
Tennessee:
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, Got any ID? The driver replied, Bout1 whut?
North Carolina:
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet9 of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby10 studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, I have a flat tire. The passerby asked, But whats with the flowers? The man responded, When you break down they tell you to put flares11 in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither.
