愚人笑话|Mercedes-Benz

A taxi driver driving a Mercedes-Benz picked up a rather simple looking fellow at the airport one day.
When the gentleman got in and they started on their way he enquired^{1 what the three pinned emblem2 on the front is for. The driver replied why it's for lining3 it up at people so you can run them down.
Ah I see, said the man.
With this the taxi driver starts heading straight for an elderly woman but at the last second swerves4 away and hears a loud bang, he looks curiously5 over at the passenger who is hanging out of the car with the door wide open: I thought you were going to miss there for a minute!.}