愚人笑话|Super Model Crash

Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing -- assume the brace^{1 position immediately!
Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick2 and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask: What in the hell are you doing fixing your make-up when we are about to friggin' crash!
Claudia responds: I know for a fact the rescue workers will search for, and save first, the ones who have the best looking faces -- which is why I am putting on my make-up.
Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds3 of flesh which inexplicably4 defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die!
Cindy responds: I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful breasts -- which is why I am exposing my tits!
Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and panties to expose her love triangle. Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: Naomi -- Are you crazy?? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?
Calmly, Naomi responds: BITCHES PLEASE! I know for a fact the first thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a black box!}