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Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction1 with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest2.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, Pop, why are you doing that?
Because I'm thinking of buying these horses.
Johnny looked worried, Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!
Why? his father asked.
Because the UPS man sTOPped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy Mom!
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