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儿童笑话|Scary collection 12

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A cannibal joke
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian1!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
A ghost joke
When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard2?
When they're not dead!
A ghost joke
How did the glamorous3 ghoul earn her living?
She was a cover ghoul!
A ghost joke
What do you call a prehistoric4 ghost?
A terror-dactyl!
A ghost joke
How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker?
By his grave manner!
A demon5 joke
What is a devils picket6 line called?
A demonstration7!


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