女性笑话|Fast Divorce

A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a porce.
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.
He then says, I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are.
Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.
I want the house, he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.
He says, I want the car, too, but she just drives faster and faster.
By now she's up to ninety mph. All right, he says, I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too.
The wife slowly starts to veer^{1 toward a bridge.
This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, Isn't there anything you want?
The wife says, No, I've got everything I need.
Oh, really, he says, so what have you got?
Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, The airbag.}