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愚人笑话|Joke: Outsmarting The Leopard

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A wealthy man decided1 to go on a safari2 in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard3 heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The dog thinks, Boyo, I'm in deep doo doo now. .... Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?
Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid4 stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. Whew, says the leopard. That was close. That dog nearly had me.
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, Here monkey, hop5 on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving6 canine7.
Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, What am I going to do now? But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, Where's that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!


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