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女性笑话|Mother

来源:www.qunkongxitong.com 2024-05-27
One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home! The kids were outside still in their pajamas1 playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around. As he proceeded2 into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over. He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her. He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered3 and asked, What happened here today? She again smiled and answered, You know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what I did today? Yes, was his reply. She answered, Well, today I didn't do it!.


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