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愚人笑话|Joke: The Cab Driver

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A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing1 under the awnings2. Mommy, said the little boy, what are all those ladies doing? They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work, she replied. The cabbie turns around and says, Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have sex with men for money. The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, Is that true, mommy? His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative. After a few minutes, the kid asks, Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have? They mostly become cab drivers, she replied.


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