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愚人笑话|Joke: Ounces Of Brain For Sale

来源:www.hjexys.com 2024-09-15
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cosplayt of these brains.
How much does it cosplayt for engineer brain?
Three dollars an ounce1.
How much does it cosplayt for programmer brain?
Four dollars an ounce.
How much for lawyer brain?
$1,000 an ounce.
Why is lawyer brain so much more?
Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?


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