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双语笑话|Get to the hospital 医院要如何走

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An absent-minded person was standing1 in the middle of a busy intersection2 where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging3 the policeman because he was confused.

Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?

The officer was very busy and said, Just stand here and you'll get there!

有个非常健忘的人站在车水马龙的十字路口正中央,那里有个警察正忙着指挥交通,而他不断地去干扰这位值勤的警员,由于他搞不了解方向。

他问道:请问一下,警察先生,可以告诉我医院要如何走吗?

这个忙不过来的警察对他说:就站在这里,你就会到医院了!


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