司法笑话|The Interview a One-Act Play

Applicant^{1: I'm looking for a job as a consultant2.}

Employer: I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants^3.

Applicant: That's okay, with my experience, I can be an adviser^4.

Employer: More than we can use already.

Applicant : I'm not proud. I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor^5.

Employer: It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications.

Applicant : To work for you I'd have to be a low life, belly^{6 crawling, double dealing7 jerk!}

Employer: Well, you didn't say you were an attorney! Have a seat, we may have an opening.