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司法笑话|Do What You Can 尽力而为就好

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In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I wont live that long!"So the judge replied, "Don't worry, just do what you can!"在法庭上,法官宣判某个罪犯要服三十年徒刑。犯人说:不过庭上,我活不了那样久啊!法官说:别担忧!你尽力而为就好。


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