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双语笑话|青出于蓝

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Too Smart for Dad

Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?

You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed1 it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you.

The father muttered2, Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!

青出于蓝

小伙子,爸爸在楼梯口板着脸说道,闹钟敲了四下,你才把我女儿带回来,我没听错吧?

是的,男生承认说,闹钟本来是要敲11下,但我拽住了钟摆,以免影响你。

爸爸低咕道:奇怪,我谈恋爱时如何没想到这一着呢!


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