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双语笑话|约会

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When the young waitress in the caf in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned1 to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, Are you single?


Why, yes, Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.

So is my mom, she said. Would you like to meet her?

约会

在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋,那儿总有一位小姐天天都和他打招呼。汤姆有的受宠若惊,由于这位小姐看起来至少比他年轻15岁。一天她又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去。于是汤姆走了过去。她问道,你目前是单身吗? 对,是单身,汤姆满脸堆笑的说。 我妈妈也是,她说,你愿不想见见她?


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