动物笑话|The Clever Dog

A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration^{1 and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted2（小跑） off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.}

How much did you give him? asked the owner.

Five dollars.

Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.

一位养狗人宣称：如果给了爱犬钱，它便会到报亭买份报纸来。他的朋友坚持要来做个演示，并给了狗一些钱。狗一溜小跑着去了。但一个小时过去了，仍不见它带报纸回来。

你给了它多少钱？狗的主人问。

五元。

这就是了。你给它五元钱时，它就去看电影。