There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie1（神） in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said, I wish to be the only male bear in this forest. And he got his wish. The rabbit said, I want a motorcycle helmet.（摩托车安全帽） And he got his wish. The bear went up and said, I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female. And he got his wish. The rabbit said, I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet（头盔;钢盔;帽盔;安全帽）. And he got his wish. The bear said, I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females. And he got his wish. It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, I wish that bear was gay（男同性恋）.
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