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双语笑话|Coincidence 巧合

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A woman was1 singing. One of the guest2 criticized3 the singer to the man beside him.

What a terrible4 voice5. He said6. Do you know who she is?

Yes. the man beside him answered. She is my wife7.

Oh, I'm sorry. he said. Of course8 her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad. I wonder9 who wrote10 that awful11 song.

I did12. said the man.

台上一个女性正在放声高歌,台下的一个听众跟他旁边的一个男性抱怨说,这是什么嗓子啊?你了解她是哪个吗?

那个男性回答,她是我老婆。

哦,抱歉,抱歉,我的意思是说她嗓子不差,就是曲子太难听了。我真是想不到哪个会写出这么难听的曲子呢?

那个男性回答,是我写的!


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