While the bar patron savored1 a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, This is a special day. I'm celebrating.
I'm celebrating, too, she replied, clinking glasses with him.
What are you celebrating? he asked.
For years I've been trying to have a child, she answered, Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!
Congratulations, the man said, lifting his glass.
As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile2. But today they're finally fertile. How did it happen?
I switched cocks.
What a coincidence, she said, smiling.
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