成人笑话|Back of the bus

A lady about 8 months pregnant^{1 got on a bus and took a set at the back.}

She noticed the man opposite her looking at here smiling but not taking his eyes off of her.

So she moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin^{2, so she moved again.}

The man seemed even more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested thinking that he was disturbed.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, Well your Honor, it was like this, When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition...

She sat under a sweets sign that said, The Double Mint^{3 Twins are coming! and I grinned.}

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling^{4, and I had to smile.}

Then she placed herself under a deodorant^{5 sign that said, William's Big Stick Did the Trick, and I could hardly contain myself.}

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident... I just lost it.