Having determined1 that the husband was infertile2, a childless couple decided3 to try artificial in百度竞价推广ination.
When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress, get up on the table and place her feet in the stirrups.
She was feeling very uncomfortable about the whole situation and when the doctor started dropping his pants, she freaked.
Wait a second! What the hell is going on here? she yelled.
Don't you want to get pregnant? asked the doctor.
Well, yes, but stammered4 the woman.
Well lie back and spread 'em, replied the doctor. Were out of the bottled stuff, so you'll just have to settle for what's on tap.