成人笑话|Drop dead

Six old gentlemen were playing poker^{1 in the condo club house when one of them loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.}

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing^{2 up.}

Finally, one of them looks around and asks Now, who is going to tell the wife?

They draw straws and one of them, the born-loser, picks the short one.

They tell him to be discreet^{3, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.}

Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet mensch you will ever meet. Discretion^{4 is mine middle name, leave it to me.}

He goes the the man's apartment, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.

He declares Your husband just lost $500.

She hollers, TELL HIM HE SHOULD DROP DEAD!

The man turns around and says, I'll tell him.